The X-Files Forever

Top Ten Things Cancerman Needs To Learn

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10. I am not too old to go to the gym

9. Nicotine is not one of the four food groups

8. Knocking before entering is a good thing

7. The aliens aren't my friends

6. If it says "No Smoking," there's probably a good reason behind that

5. It won't kill me to be kind once in awhile

4. I will not play with matches

3. I will not kill my own son

2. One more kill will not get me the free book of collector matchsticks

1. Fox never did anything to me.

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