Mulder: Woman! Git back here and make me a sandwich!
Mulder: *climbing a tree* Scully, does this demonstration
of boyish ability turn you on?
Scully: Mulder, you couldn't go two minutes without a cell phone without lapsing into
Scully: Begin autopsy on white male, age sixty, who is arguably having a worse time in Texas
than I am - although not by much...
Mulder: Who's the black private dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
SHAFT! Can you dig it? They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother - shut yo mouth!
Mulder: You're afraid to tell the truth!
Afraid you'll look like an idiot? Like me?
Mulder: You don't beleive in vampires. And I respect that.
I haven't eaten since six o clock the morningand all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel. And it wasn't even real cream
cheese, it was lite cream cheese.
Mulder: Thats exactly... essentially how it happened. Except for the part about the
Mulder: *sees scully while playing basketball* Hey homegirl! Word up!
Scully: Mulder, you just cheated.
Scully! I got game!
Scully: Yeah, you got so much game that I'm starting to wonder if you have any work left in you.
I'm ready to j-o-b. Just not on some backround checking jag off shoe shine tip.
Mulder: Here's a tip. Aluminum foil
makes a lovely hat and keeps the government's ming control rays out.
Mulder: Hey, Scully, maybe if we get really lucky
next time they'll let us clean toilet bowls.
Mulder: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
Scully: The last time
you were that engrossed it turned out you were reading the adult video news.
Scully: And if your sister is your aunt
and your mother marries your uncle, you'd be your own grandpa.
Mulder: Thats why they put the "eye" in FBI.
Nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted!
Mulder: So, who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully?
You saved the word, Scully!
Scully: Yeah, you're right. I did.
Mulder: I love you...
Scully: Oh brother...
I'd kiss you right now if you weren't so damn ugly.
Mulder: Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you
I was kind of excited right now?
Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag, it must be love.
Scully: Must be fate,
Mulder. Root beer.
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.
Are you drunk?
Mulder: Yes! Which...is f-funny because normally I-I-I d-don't d-drink...
Mulder: Should we be picking
out china patterns or what?
Frohike: What kind of drugs is he on?
Langly: I want some!
Mulder: You didn't
rent a convertible, did you?
Scully: Yeah, why?
Mulder: Are you aware of the statistics of decapitation?
ICH BIN EIN AUSLANDER 'I am an outsider'...Did you know that when Kennedy told the Germans "ICH BIN EIN BERLINER , he was
actually saying 'I am a cocktail sausage'?
Scully: Is there anything in occult literature about an object that can
talk and move? Like, a doll for instance?
Mulder: Like Chuckie?
Scully: Kinda like that, yeah.
a mulder speech here*...You didn't find a talking doll did you?
Scully: No, of course not...
Mulder: Because if you
did, i would suggest checking the back for some sort of plastic ring with a strong on it...
Mulder: Do you believe
in the afterlife?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one...
Mulder: The best way to save heat is to crawl naked
into a sleeping bag with someone else who's already naked.
Scully: Maybe if it rains sleeping bags, you'll get lucky.